Thursday, February 5, 2009

The Short One's Singles Awareness Day Soundtrack

Yes, dear readers, it's that time of year again. Valentine's Day is quickly approaching, or to many of my single friends, "Singles Awareness Day". You can be totally happy the rest of the year, but once February 14 rolls around, you are made totally aware of the fact that you have no significant other. It's easy to get bitter.

So I'm here to help. After looking around on iTunes today, I realized that the Valentine's Day playlist for the single set is nonexistent. In response, I have put together a little playlist for all you "spinsters" like me out there to enjoy during this holiday season of chocolates, Cupid, and dozens of roses. Enjoy! Let me know if there are any I've left out.

  1. "Single Ladies" (Beyonce) - This is an obvious pick. You just can't help but sing and dance along.
  2. "Idiot Boyfriend" (Jimmy Fallon) - I heart Jimmy Fallon, and this song made me love him just a little bit more. All of us ladies know this guy.
  3. "Angry Johnny" (Poe) - Poe is brilliant. Enough said.
  4. "Shut Up" (Kelly Osbourne) - Yes, I just brought up Kelly Osbourne. I might be the only person in America with her CD...but this song is awesome.
  5. "The Long Way Around" (Dixie Chicks) - One of the best songs on their latest albums. All about doing things your way and not caring about everyone else's timetable.
  6. "Breakin' Dishes" (Rhianna) - A good angry song.
  7. "U Killed It" (Lily Allen) - Who knew a relationship could be ruined with three little words? Believe it or not, some people enjoy being single.
  8. "Bust Your Windows" (Jazmine Sullivan) - A very cool song about revenge--great beat, good lyrics, Jazmine rocks.
  9. "'Cuz I Can" (Pink) - A typical Pink song..."I don't care what you think so screw you!"
  10. "Circus" (Britney Spears) - I mean, cause aren't we all in the center of the ring just a like circus?
  11. "Can't Hold Us Down" (Christina Aguilera) - A empowerment playlist isn't complete without a little Christina.
  12. "Get Like Me (Stuntin' Is a Habit)" (David Banner) - This song has nothing to do with this list per se, but just play it and try not to dance. I bet you can't do it.
  13. "SexyBack" (Justin Timberlake) - J.T. always makes me happy.
  14. "Gunpowder and Lead" (Miranda Lambert) - A song to get anyone fired up.
  15. "Love Stinks" (J. Geils Band) - This had to go on the list.

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